You guys, in case you don't live in DC or on the off-chance that you do live here and you are being held captive inside and air conditioned building and can't go outside, can I just say that it is hot. H O T. Oooohhhh boy, summer really is here! The humidity has swooped in and is mulling around my doorstep trying to escape it's own discomfort by pushing it's way into my climate controlled dwelling. I'm serious dudes; on days like these, as 100% ridiculous as this is, I use a space heater at my desk because the buildings get pumped full of cold air that is turned freezing by the amount of humidity in the air. I spend the whole day with goosebumps otherwise. Not even kidding, though I wish I were.
I really like it though. Isn't that weird? But it's like, I choose to be here! I moved here! I wanted (want) this! Isn't life sweet? (And sweaty.) The heat gets so oppressive that everyone has an excuse to not go for a run! Well, I mean, I use it as an excuse. Although, it's kind of rare that I go on a run anyway. Except for sometimes when I just really want to run. And heaven help me, if I see a ghetto baby playing in a fire hydrant, I will probably stay in this glorious place for the rest of my life. Since I'm looking forward to moving to Germany, please do me a favor and keep all fire hydrants for emergency use only and keep all of the precious little ghetto babies cool by buying them Popsicles and stuff. Just for now. Thanks. errrr, I mean, dankeschoen. I better start using German once in a while. I'm not even kidding.
Also, have you noticed that there are about 15 hours of daylight nowadays? Gosh, this life is just so lovely. Even when it's just so sweaty and oppressive, too.
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